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Upcoming Events

January 26

Live Stream: Writer's Block Podcast

Join national touring comedians Steve Gillespie and Robert Baril each week as they invite a new special guest comic to delve deep into their notebooks and share some of the premise and bit ideas they have been working on. The guys attempt to squeeze all of the laughs, chuckles, and maybe even some guffaws out of their guest's undeveloped ideas. Listener's get an exclusive behind-the-velvet curtain look at some of the biggest names in stand-up comedy workshopping material in real time.

THIS LIVE STREAM IS FREE! CLICK HERE TO SET A REMINDER AND WATCH!

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Tue Jan 26 2021, 8:00 PM
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January 28 - January 30

Special Event: Jessica Kirson

Special EventsKnown For: "Last Comic Standing"

Built from sheer silliness, Jessica Kirson's act is one of the most unpredictable there is. With a booming voice and confident sense of ridiculousness, she bounces from one absurd character to the next, hitting every stereotype, race, color, and creed. There's no doubt about it, Kirson is a powerhouse on the stage.

Career Highlights: Appearances on "Crashing," "The Comedian," "This Week at the Comedy Cellar," "@midnight," and "What's Your F@#King Deal?!"


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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January 28

Live Stream: Your Carriage Awaits Podcast

"Your Carriage Awaits" is a weekly exploration into what we're all doing while we wait for our big fucking break. Host Katie Hughes takes us on a weekly trip through hubris and hilarity with a podcast that is as close to her stand-up as she can make it: hilarious and mostly written in advance.

THIS LIVE STREAM IS FREE! CLICK HERE TO SET A REMINDER AND WATCH!

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Thu Jan 28 2021, 8:00 PM
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February 02 - February 16

Special Event: Shane Gillis Presents Friends Of His

Special EventsShane Gillis is a comedian out of New York. He is one half of "Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast." He’s been featured in CNN, "Time Magazine," "Fox News," Al Jazeera, HBO, "Rolling Stone," "The New York Times," "cum town," Comedy Central, and almost "SNL."


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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February 03

Live Stream: Monkey Don't Podcast

Hosts and New York Comedians Nathan Orton and Lucas Hinderliter take your problems sent in from social media and provide fake advice.

THIS LIVE STREAM IS FREE! CLICK HERE TO SET A REMINDER AND WATCH!

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Wed Feb 3 2021, 8:00 PM
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February 04 - February 06

Special Event: Ian Bagg

Special EventsIan Bagg has one of the quickest wits in the business. Bagg has appeared on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson," and "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." He has two half-hour specials on Comedy Central and HBO, and in 2015 released his newest special, "'Getting to F**king Know You'" on Showtime. Bagg also fought his way to a Top 5 finish on the most recent season of "Last Comic Standing".


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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February 10

Live Stream: Hell Gigs Podcast

Hell Gigs is a weekly podcast hosted by New York Comedian Collin Chamberlin. Each week, he talks to fellow comedians about some of the memorably worst gigs they've had. You'll hear stories that are usually saved for the green room or post-show hangouts.

THIS LIVE STREAM IS FREE! CLICK HERE TO SET A REMINDER AND WATCH!

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Wed Feb 10 2021, 8:00 PM
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February 11 - February 14

Special Event: Valentine's Weekend With Matthew Broussard

Special EventsLaughter is the key to any solid relationship. Enjoy a night of laughter with that special someone at Helium

Matthew Broussard grew up in a house of scholars. His father was a Ph.D. chemist, his mother has a Master’s degree in microbiology, and his brother is a mechanical/aeronautical engineer. Matthew followed in their footsteps and studied mechanical engineering, as well as computational and applied mathematics at Rice University. He then decided to become a comedian. He has appeared on "Comedy Knockout," "Adam Devine's House Party," "The League," and "The Mindy Project." He was featured as a New Face at the 2015 Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival where he was runner up to Jimmy Carr in the International Roastmasters Invitational. He was just on Comedy Central’s "Roast Battle," where he came in second place, and has done a half-hour special with the network as well! Outside of telling jokes, he enjoys swimming, sculpting cartoon characters, using semicolons pretentiously, and working on his webcomic, mondaypunday.com, that you should check out if you like puzzles or puns or whatever.

Valentine's Day Package Includes: Two Reserved Seating Tickets + Chocolate & Strawberries


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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February 18 - February 20

Special Event: Ryan Niemiller

Special EventsDespite being born with a disability in both arms, Ryan Niemiller, the self-proclaimed “Cripple Threat of Comedy,” shares his views of the world from the perspective of the handicapped.

Ryan began his comedy career in Los Angeles, California, and hasn’t looked back since, performing in clubs and colleges across the country. Covering topics such as dating, trying to find employment, and attempting to find acceptance in a world not designed for him, Ryan tackles the issues in a way that makes you think while laughing the entire time.

With his quick wit, great timing, and a gimmick that only he can exploit, Ryan hopes to prove to the comedy world that he may be unarmed, but he is dangerous.


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 3 top = 3 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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February 21

Helium Presents: Ahamed Weinberg

Ahamed Weinberg is a Los Angeles-based comedian from Philadelphia. He made his late-night stand-up debut on "Late Night w/ Seth Meyers" (NBC), is one of "TimeOut LA’s" Comics to Watch and "Vulture’s" 20 Comics to Watch, and was awarded New Face at the 2016 Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. Credits include writing, directing, and starring in two seasons of "Ahamed’s Ramadan Diaries" (Comedy Central Digital), and appearing in "Comedy Bang Bang" (IFC), "The Eric Andre Show" (Adult Swim), "I Love You, America" (Hulu), "Comedy Knockout" (Tru TV), and "Insecure" (HBO). His film, "Lovebirds," premiered on Amazon Prime as part of their inaugural FunnyFest short films festival, and his Facebook series, "Please Understand Me," was executive produced by Sarah Silverman and released in June 2018, amassing millions of views. His newest late-night set for "The Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert" (CBS) aired summer of 2019.


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 3 top = 3 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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Sun Feb 21 2021, 8:00 PM
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February 25 - February 27

Special Event: Adam Ferrara

Special EventsKnown For: "Rescue Me," "Top Gear," & "Nurse Jackie"

Whether you know him from his numerous TV shows or from his years touring as a stand-up, Adam Ferrara has been winning over audiences for over a decade. A confessional comic, Ferrara has a New York charm that permeates that stage, making you feel as though you're sitting with him in some local bar, sharing a pint and some stories.

Career Highlights: Comedy special "Funny As Hell," role on "The Job" and "Paul Blart: Mall Cop," and appearances on "The Tonight Show," "The Late Show with David Letterman," and "The Tony Kornheiser Show" podcast.


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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March 04 - March 06

Helium Presents: Akaash Singh

Special EventsAn Indian born and raised in Texas, Akaash Singh is a nationally touring stand-up comedian who is quickly working his way up to become a household name. His comedy is driven by cultural differences, an intense upbringing, and a desire to challenge the audience. He was on multiple shows on MTV including Guy Code, Wild N Out, and his own show on MTV Desi WRITER’S BLOCK. He can currently be seen on Netflix’s BROWN NATION.

Akaash tours as a solo headliner and as a part of “Brownish Comedy,” alongside Alingon Mitra, KC Arora, and Tushar Singh. These four up-andcoming Indian comics pool together their individual voices to create the definitive comedy show for anyone curious about their first-generation experience. Through the unique lens of growing up brown in America, the comics touch on a broad range of subjects that people from all different backgrounds will enjoy. Expect to laugh at comedy that is personal, political, observational, cultural, and above all else hilarious!

You can also join the more than 150k listeners tuning into each episode of the FLAGRANT 2 Podcast–co-hosted by Akaash Singh and Andrew Schulz.


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 3 top = 3 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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March 19 - March 21

Special Event: Michael Blackson

Special EventsMichael Blackson, aka “The African King of Comedy,” is more than just an American comedy favorite, he’s a global stand-up phenomenon. Born in Ghana, Blackson cut his teeth in Philadelphia’s comedy scene before landing a scene-stealing, breakout role in Ice Cube’s hit film “Next Friday.” Blackson has been on a roll ever since, racking up appearances on BET’s “Comic View,” “Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All-Star Comedy Jam,” and “The Mo’Nique Show.” Most recently Blackson made several appearances on the new seasons of “Wild ‘N Out” and “Hip Hop Squares.”


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 3 top = 3 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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March 25 - March 27

Special Event: Kelsey Cook

Special EventsKelsey Cook is the daughter of an International yo-yo champion and a professional foosball player, which made for a humor-filled life at a young age.

Kelsey made her late-night debut on "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon," followed by "A Little Late with Lilly Singh" on NBC. Her other television appearances include Comedy Central’s "This is Not Happening," AXS TV Presents "Gotham Comedy Live," "Punchline" on FOX, "Uproarious" on FUSE, and "Greatest Party Story Ever" on MTV.

She has spent the last five years touring in over 60 cities across the country. Kelsey splits her time between Los Angeles and New York where she is a paid regular at The Comedy Cellar, The Stand, Gotham Comedy Club, The Laugh Factory, and the Comedy and Magic Club.

Kelsey also co-hosts the "Self-Helpless" podcast with fellow comedians Taylor Tomlinson and Delanie Fischer. It can regularly be found on the iTunes Top Comedy Charts and has featured guests like Brian Regan, Michael Bublé, Whitney Cummings, Tan France, and Bert Kreischer.

When Kelsey isn’t doing stand up, she is probably at a local bar, hustling people who don’t know she is a world champion foosball player.


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 3 top = 3 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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March 30 - March 31

Special Event: Kerwin Claiborne

Special EventsKerwin Claiborne has just begun his own comedy production called “Don’t You Do This To Me,” which has sold out every venue thus far. Kerwin’s hard work and eager approach to his craft have successfully launched him to stardom. His internet personalities — such as Ms. Mary, Uncle Leroy and Miss Keisha — have made it easy for everyday people to relate. Kerwin Claiborne is ready to introduce himself and his many internet characters to the world.

Kerwin hails from a small Mississippi town called Pattison. Growing up, his influences were the likes of Martin Lawrence, Jamie Foxx, and Tyler Perry. For years, Kerwin has watched and studied nothing but the best, all the while perfecting his timing and delivery in various comedy clubs around the country. He used his unbelievable work ethic along with his wit to produce his own videos derived from everyday people he knows. Videos that just happened to go viral on a daily basis. To date, Kerwin has over 1 million social media followers.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Kerwin Claiborne show.


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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April 01 - April 03

Special Event: Brad Williams

Special EventsKnown For: "The Degenerates" & Co-host of "About Last Night"

Described by Robin Williams as "Prozac with a head," Brad Williams is a dynamo on the stage, coupling perfect timing with explosive delivery. His ability to make humorous observations on disability, relationships, sex, and race are winning over audiences and proving anyone can overcome their shortcomings.

Career Highlights: His Showtime specials “Fun Size” and “Daddy Issues" and regular on KROQ’s "Kevin and Bean Show" in Los Angeles, as well as "The Adam Carolla Show."


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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April 08 - April 11

Special Event: T.K. Kirkland

Special EventsT.K. Kirkland is a businessman, comedian, and podcast host best known for "Hotboxin' With Mike Tyson" podcast, "The Breakfast Club," "The T.K. Kirkland Show," and Vladtv. TK Kirkland was born in Jersey City, New Jersey, but grew up on the streets of Compton, California. His first taste of stardom came touring with N.W.A. Since then, T.K. has been known as the “Gangsta of Comedy” and has shared the stage with a multitude of stars including Eminem, Jay-Z, Keyshia Cole, Lil’ Wayne, and more. T.K. has appeared in music videos such as “Express Yourself” by N.W.A., “It’s Funky Enough” by the D.O.C, and “Window Shopper” by 50 Cent. T.K Kirkland’s “Are There Any Questions” was the number one selling stand-up comedy DVD for two months on Amazon. T.K. also has released comedy albums, “Who Raised You?” and “Gangsta Conversation.” He has appeared on “ComicView,” “Laffapalooza,” and “Laffaholics" as well as hosted BET’s “MAD SPORTS.” T.K. also host a podcast, “The TK Kirkland Show” where he shares his knowledge to help individuals with relationship problems, financial problems, finding employment, and more.


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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April 09 - April 11

Special Event: T.J. Miller | Rescheduled From April 23-25

Special EventsKnown For: "Silicon Valley" and "Deadpool"

T.J. Miller wants you to take things less seriously. Known for being outrageous with a no-holds-barred attitude, we don't think there's anything that he won't tackle on the stage. With material that jolts from observational to extremely absurdist, Miller has an eccentric nature that is hilariously unpredictable.

Career Highlights: Roles in "Cloverfield," "Big Hero 6," "Deadpool 2," "The Emoji Movie," "Office Christmas Party," "Dreamworks How to Train Your Dragon Legends," and "How to Train Your Dragon 2;" appearances on "Conan," "American Dad!," "Crashing," and "F Is for Family;" HBO special "T.J. Miller: Meticulously Ridiculous;" and voice of talking ball of mucus in Mucinex commercials.

VIP Ticket Includes Meet & Greet


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

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May 13 - May 15

Special Event: Margaret Cho | Rescheduled From July 9-11

Special EventsKnown For: "Drop Dead Diva" & Numerous Stand-Up Specials

More than anything else, Margaret Cho is unconditionally, unapologetically herself. A comedian with more than a few albums and specials under her belt, Cho is the champion of debunking taboo subjects like sex, race, world politics, sexual orientation, and womanhood (to name a few) with her unabashed, sure-fire humor.

Career Highlights: Nine comedy specials; two musical/comedy albums; role on Lifetime's "Drop Dead Diva;" contestant on season 11 of "Dancing With the Stars" and "The Masked Singer;" and the winner of countless awards for comedy, acting, and her anti-racism, anti-bullying, homeless, and gay rights efforts.


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

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May 28 - May 30

Special Event: KevOnStage - Slightly Problematic - POSTPONED

Special EventsKevOnStage honed his comedic skills while growing up as a military kid. Who knew that the humor and quick wit he used to keep up with his naturally funny family and to quickly make friends as they moved from city to city, would one day turn into a successful career? Over time, with a comedy style deeply rooted in faith, family, and over-all relatability, KevOnStage has made quite a name for himself on social media! His hilarious content across the various platforms has garnered him hundreds of thousands of followers, millions of views, and subsequently allowed him the chance to flourish in the world of entertainment by writing, directing, and producing for tv and film, helping to grow a booming digital media company, developing and hosting several popular podcasts, and even independently producing The Real Comedians of Social Media tour, which sold out over 50+ cities, worldwide, 2 years in a row. Stay tuned as KevOnStage continues to build his empire and become a household name!


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

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June 17 - June 19

Special Event: Taylor Tomlinson | Rescheduled From August 6-8

Special EventsDebuting in March 2020, Taylor Tomlinson’s new hour-long Netflix special, “Quarter Life Crisis,” adds another red-letter win to her already impressive comedic resume.

You’ve seen her on "Conan," MTV’s "Safe Word," Comedy Central's "Adam Devine's House Party," and in the top-ten finalists of NBC's "Last Comic Standing." Honored as a Variety Top 10 Comic to Watch and prior to that a New Face at the prestigious Montreal Comedy Festival, Taylor’s dark wit and persistent wisdom wins over audiences across the globe.

Taylor started doing stand up at just 16 years old and has been letting stand up slowly ruin her life ever since. She is one of the country’s youngest touring headliners. When she’s not live on stage, fans from coast-to-coast tune in to hear her on the "Self-Helpless" podcast every week.


If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

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July 09 - July 11

Special Event: Brian Regan

Special EventsCritics, fans, and fellow comedians agree: Brian Regan is one of the most respected comedians in the country with "Vanity Fair" calling him, “The funniest stand-up alive,” and "Entertainment Weekly" calling him, “Your favorite comedian’s favorite comedian.” Having built his 30-plus year career on the strength of his material alone, Brian’s nonstop theater tour continuously fills the most beautiful venues across North America, visiting close to 100 cities each year.


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 3 top = 3 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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July 22 - July 25

Special Event: Aries Spears

Special EventsA true comedic heavyweight, "MADtv" standout Aries Spears always comes loaded with the best impressions in the game and a unique take on everything from sports to current events. Spears released his latest special, "Aries Spears: Comedy Blueprint," in 2016.


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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September 30 - October 03

Special Event: Tony Rock

Special EventsA comedian, actor, writer, and producer, Tony Rock is a man of many talents. The younger brother of Chris Rock, Tony is a bona fide comedy star in his own right, with credits ranging from the box office hit, "Think Like a Man" to the BET favorite, "Real Husbands of Hollywood," to his own Comedy Central Presents special. Rock is currently the host of BET's "Apollo Live" and "All Def Comedy Live."


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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October 21 - October 23

Special Event: Brian Posehn | Rescheduled from April 16-18

Special EventsKnown For: "Mr Show" & "The Sarah Silverman Program"

Brian Posehn may be a self-proclaimed nerd, but he's also the king of comedy cameos. With an IMDB page that reads like a laundry list of '90s/early-'00s comedy TV shows and movies, Posehn garners a fanbase that turn up for his self-deprecating humor, awkward relatability, and unapologetically nerdy views.

Career Highlights: Co-host of "Nerd Poker" podcast; roles in Netflix's "Lady Dynamite," FX’s "You’re The Worst," CBS' "The Big Bang Theory," "Seinfeld," "Just Shoot Me," "Everybody Loves Raymond" to name a few; an original member of the "Comedians of Comedy;" two half-hour specials for Comedy Central; four comedy albums and two hour-long specials; and co-writer of 45 issues of the Marvel comic book series "Deadpool."


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

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December 02 - December 04

Special Event: Alonzo Bodden

Special EventsKnown For: Season 3 Winner of NBC's "Last Comic Standing"

Named one of the five spawns of George Carlin by Playboy, Alonzo Bodden brings his well-crafted critiques of the current state of the world and society to the stage. Self-described as "cynically good-natured," Bodden is a seasoned performer who effortlessly mixes topical humor with impressive crowd work.

Career Highlights: Winner of Season 3 of NBC's "Last Comic Standing," host of "Who's Paying Attention?" podcast, performing on "Comics Unleashed" and his "Comedy Central Presents" special, regular on NPR's “Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!” and “Comedy Congress,” and appearances on "The Adam Carolla Podcast."


COVID-19 Show Info

Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.

Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 3 top = 3 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets


Notes
  • Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
  • Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
  • Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.

If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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215.496.9001

Helium Comedy Club

2031 Sansom Street

Philadelphia PA 19103

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