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See the best local comics at Helium Comedy Club's Open Mic Extravaganza! Interested in getting on-stage? Visit us here for more info!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Get ready for the raunchiest, naughtiest, dirtiest, oh-no-he-didn’t comedy show on the entire east coast - The DirtyShow! Philly's favorites, performing material that comes straight from the swarthy gutter of comedic ingenuity.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Get ready for the best local comics, all appearing on one stage!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Felipe Esparza is a stand-up comedian and actor, known for his stand-up special "They're Not Gonna Laugh at You" (2012), his recurring roles on "Superstore" (2016, 2017) and "The Eric Andre Show" (2012), "Last Comic Standing" (winner - 2010), "World's Dumbest..." (2014), his podcast "What's Up Fool?" on the All Things Comedy Network and his newest stand-up special, "Translate This" (premiered on HBO, 2017).

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: "Borat" & "Hotel Transylvania"

Bold, bawdy and dripping with confidence, Luenell commands the stage with her tell-it-like-it-is storytelling and more than a few dirty jokes. A comedian that's blessed with the gift of gab, Luenell has more than a little to say about race, culture, womanhood and — most importantly — great sex.

Career Highlights: Roles in " Think Like A Man," "The Rock," "American Hustle," "Hotel Transylvania" and "Taken 2;" TV appearances on "The Middle," "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" "Lopez" and "Black Jesus;" and stand-up appearances on "Snoop Dog Presents Bad Girls of Comedy" and "Stand-up In Stilettos"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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22. The average number of soldiers that commit suicide DAILY. Imagine serving your country, survive the battlefield only to come home and die in crisis? This is unacceptable. This 22 location comedy tour, partnering with Stop Soldier Suicide, seeks to use the healing power of laughter to turn that statistic into 22 lives SAVED daily. Everyone gets to live.

Each show features Comedians who are Veterans or Active Duty military.

Come laugh with us and save lives.

STOP SOLDIER SUICIDE is the first national, veteran-founded-and-led 501(c)3 nonprofit focused on military suicide prevention. U.S. Army veterans Brian Kinsella, Nick Black, and Craig Gridelli co-founded Stop Soldier Suicide in 2010 amid the worst suicide crisis our military has ever seen. Each of them knew fellow soldiers and veterans who were struggling, and they were determined to create a solution. Today, the risk of suicide is 22% higher for veterans than for their peers who have not served. It’s simply unacceptable — especially given that suicide is 100% preventable. The problem is clear: The systems in place aren’t working. Getting help isn’t as easy as it should be — and trying to navigate a complicated maze of organizations and resources can be overwhelming when you’re in crisis. We’re here to change that.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: "MADtv" & "Up All Night"

On the surface, Matt Braunger is a simple comic slinging jokes about his age and the opposite sex. But the more you listen, the more you begin to appreciate Braunger: his jovial presence on stage, his willingness to be the butt of his own joke, and the way he expertly crafts and delivers jokes like only a true craftsman can.

Career Highlights: One of the founders of the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland; host of "Advice From A Dipshit with Matt Braunger" podcast; and appearances on "Late Show with David Letterman," "John Oliver's New York Stand Up Show," "@midnight," and "Agent Carter"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Top comics, top secret. This one's for the real comedy superfans. We've hand-picked some of our favorite stand-up comics from around the country to perform secret, one-off shows right here at Helium. Who do we have lined up? We're not saying, and you won't find out until they hit the stage. So take a chance, roll the dice, and join us for some serious laughs!

HINTS: This devilishly handsome bearded comic kills crowds every weekend. Credits include appearances on "Conan," "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "@midnight," "Maron" and "This is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir!"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Dan Soder is a New York City based comedian and actor who’s best known as ‘Mafee’ on the hit series "Billions" on Showtime. His special "The Standups" is now streaming on Netflix. In 2016, his first hour-long stand-up special, "Not Special," premiered on Comedy Central. Other credits include: Comedy Central’s "Half Hour," "Conan," "Inside Amy Schumer," and "@midnight." Dan also hosts SiriusXM’s "The Bonfire" with Big Jay Oakerson, every Monday through Thursday at 6pm ET on Comedy Central Radio.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Sean Patton is a comedian based in Los Angeles and New York, by way of New Orleans. He began doing stand-up in the Crescent City and has since performed in comedy clubs across the US and Canada, as well as The Melbourne International Comedy Festival (2011, 2018), Just for Laughs Chicago (2013), Just for Laughs Toronto (2013), and Just for Laughs Montreal (2008, 2010, 2012, 2016, 2018). He's performed on Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham (2009), Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (2010), and Conan (2011, 2013). 2013 also marked the release of his Comedy Central Half Hour. More recently, He's been on @midnight (2014, 2015), The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail (2015), This Is Not Happening (2015, 2017, 2019), Showtime's Live from SXSW (2017), TruTv's Comedy Knockout (2016, 2017, 2018), and This week at the Comedy Cellar (2018). As for acting, He's appeared on IFC'S Maron, Comedy Central's Inside Amy Schumer and TruTV's Those who can't.

In 2019 he and co host Caitlin Cook launched their podcast 5 Words on the All Things Comedy network.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

Known For: "Chappelle's Show" & HBO's "The Wire"

For "Chappelle's Show" fans, Donnell Rawlings' name will always be synonymous with Ashy Larry, or Beautiful, or any of his other unforgettable characters. But Rawlings has much more to bring to the table than that. Rawlings is a man who can generate laughter from every topic he analyses, no matter how offensive or controversial. He pushes the envelope for what's outrageous.

Career Highlights: Appearances in "The Last OG," "Chelsea Lately," "Black Dynamite," "Step 9," "Guy Court," "The Joe Rogan Experience," "Project Dad," "Shaquille O'Neal All-star Comedy Jam," "@midnight," BET's "Comic View" and "Def Comedy Jam."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Michael Ian Black won comedy fans with his roles in television shows like "The State" and movies like "Wet Hot American Summer," and "Run Fatboy Run." He was also a popular contributor to VH1's "I Love the..." series, starred in the cult-classic show "Stella," and has made guest appearances on NBC's "Ed," "Inside Amy Schumer," and "Us & Them." In the last few years, he’s become an author, penning three books for adults and four picture books for children!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Darryl Charles is a comedian. His style is observational and quick witted, and always funny. His improvisational style can be clean or edgy as the occasion merits. He has recently appeared on The Travel Channels "Mysteries At The Museum" and the Comedy Central web series "Delco Proper". He has spent the last decade performing stand-up comedy all over the country. He performs improv comedy and has been a member of ComedySportz Philadelphia since 2011. He is a sketch comedy writer and performer with the sketch group The Layoff Kids, who have been featured on Funny or Die.

$12 tickets in advance, $15 at the door

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: Co-host of "The Fighter and The Kid" with Bryan Callen

Brendan Schaub has held many titles in his life (mixed martial artist, professional football player, actor, commentator, podcaster), but comedian is a fairly new one for him. After 20+ years in the sports industry, it's no surprise that Schaub touches on the trials and tribulations of competing in violent sports. But it's his softer side, that really hits home with audiences.

Career Highlights: Host of his own solo podcast, "Below the Belt with Brendan Schaub;" panelist on "Bravo's Play-By-Play;" former competitor on "The Ultimate Fighter"

VIP Ticket includes Meet & Greet

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: FXX's "The League"

Steve Rannazzisi is a blend between stoner and family man, proving that the two are not mutually exclusive. An alpha male of the best kind, he shares stories of the ever-relatable trials and tribulations of raising children with a spin that only Rannazzisi could pull off.

Career Highlights: Two stand-up specials; roles in "Paul Blart: Mall Cop," "For Your Consideration" and "Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars;" appearances on "Punk'd," "@midnight," "The Joe Rogan Experience," "Gotham Comedy Live" and "This Is Not Happening"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Kevin is an Entertainer! He is an actor, comedian, playwright, director, filmmaker and content creator. He does it all! Kevin was born in El Paso, TX in his grandmother’s bed — true story. His comedic genius was derived from growing up in the Fredericks household where you had to be funny to stay in the living room with the grown folks. His infectious personality was honed traveling the U.S. in a military family, learning to make friends quickly.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Steve-O (a.k.a. Stephen Glover) is a household name and it all started when he began producing homemade videos of dangerous stunts mixed with comical behavior. Steve-O graduated from Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College in 1997, and had a career as a circus clown before achieving fame on "Jackass" and "Wildboyz." Since then, he has become a New York Times bestselling author, standup comedian, and actor. His first hour-long comedy special recently premiered on Showtime and performed in the top one percent of all Showtime comedy specials.

VIP Ticket includes: Laminate, Preferred Seating, Early Meet and Greet Access

A word from Steve-O: "You understand and acknowledge that this show contains graphic and crude sexual humor and adult language, including but not limited to graphic depictions of human anatomy, which some attendees may consider profane, vulgar, offensive and/or otherwise objectionable. By using this ticket or attending, observing or participating in this show, you hereby release, forever discharge, and covenant not to sue any person or entity connected in any way with this show, and you hereby waive any legal or equitable rights or remedies you have or may have arising from the content and material in the show."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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American stand up comedian, radio personality, bestselling author and actor, Jim Norton is the co-host of "The Jim Norton & Sam Roberts Show" that can be heard every morning on SiriusXM Satellite Radio. His latest stand up special, “Mouthful of Shame” is streaming now on Netflix where Jim lays out a full serving of refreshingly unapologetic humor. In May 2016, he was announced as co-host of UFC’s Unfiltered Podcast with Jim Norton & Matt Serra. Since 2014 he has been a contributor to Time Magazine. He has an additional 4 one-hour comedy specials that can be seen on Hulu, Amazon and HBO GO.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: "Lady Dynamite" & "Arrested Development"

Maria Bamford combines bizarre voice impressions, an ever-changing cast of characters, and a mishmosh of deadpan and high energy to create her unique, surreal comedic style. A favorite comic of the likes of Judd Apatow and Stephen Colbert, Bamford portrays her dysfunctional family and history of mental illness with hilarity and grace.

Career Highlights: "Maria Bamford: the special special" and "Old Baby" specials; web series "The Maria Bamford Show;" two half-hour "Comedy Central Presents" specials; roles in Comedy Central's "The Comedians of Comedy" and Netflix’s "Comedians of Comedy: The Movie;" voiceovers for Netflix’s "BoJack Horseman," Cartoon Network’s "Adventure Time," PBS’s "Word Girl," and Nickelodeon’s "Kung Fu Panda" and "Legend of Korra" among others.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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"The Dominator", as he is known in comedy circles, Dom Irrera is an award winning comedian who has one of the most natural styles in all of stand-up. He has the ability to make almost any crowd laugh until it hurts, with an intricate mix of stories and characters weaved together seamlessly.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: "The Brilliant Idiots" & various MTV shows

A native New Yorker through and through, Andrew Schulz is known for his outrageously unapologetic brand of comedy. A comic who isn't afraid of taboo or controversial topics, Schulz strives to get people laughing at things they feel wildly uncomfortable. He challenges conventional wisdom with a NYC tone that is often idiotic, at times brilliant, and always hysterical.

Career Highlights: Two comedy specials ("Views From The Cis" and "4:4:1"); Comedy album "551;" co-host of "Flagrant 2" and "WesterBros;" roles in HBO's "Crashing," MTV's "Guy Code" & "Girl Code," Amazon's "Sneaky Pete," "Benders," and "There's... Johnny!;" and appearances in Whitney Cummings' "The Female Brain," "Write When You Get Work," "This Week at the Comedy Cellar," and "Red Eye w/Tom Shillue"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Bobby Lee was a regular on "MADtv" and has garnered millions of fans through his comedy, film and television appearances. He has become one of the biggest stars in the comedy world to date. Bobby Lee has performed stand-up on "Late Friday," "Premium Blend" and "The Tonight Show." He also appeared in the big screen comedy "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle," as well as "Kickin It Old Skool."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!