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The #1 Live Weekly Podcast in the World! Tony Hinchcliffe hosts his wildly popular podcast with his cohost Brian Redban. Rising young up and coming comics or failing older comics get their name pulled out of a bucket, do one minute of material each, and then Tony and his two weekly friends/guests give feedback, extra material, and ask questions to the young performers always leading to a hilarious debacle. Past guests include Joe Rogan, Sarah Silverman, Doug Benson, Jeff Ross, and Russell Peters. Kill Tony episodes can be found at deathsquad.tv and on iTunes.

If you’re interested in potentially performing on the Kill Tony Podcast, sign ups begin roughly an hour before the show until shortly before show time. You’ll need to write down your name, and if possible a twitter account, and performers will be called up during the show after being randomly drawn from the bucket. Performers will have 60 seconds to perform before being interviewed by Tony, Brian and the guest judges.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Sharp-tongued and quick-witted, Tony Hinchcliffe is a veteran of the L.A. stand-up scene and a long-time consultant and writer for Comedy Central's Roast series. Hinchcliffe is the host of the weekly "Kill Tony" podcast on the immensely popular Deathsquad Network and is a regular on "The Joe Rogan Experience." He has also performed at festivals across the country, including the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Chicago.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Calling all new and seasoned comics! Join us Tuesdays between 5 and 8pm for food and drink, camaraderie, and to workshop your material with fellow comedians. We’ve hand-picked established comics to hang out for one-on-one sessions with newer comics, providing feedback on your work.

Free admission to the evening’s homegrown show is included as a perk for all participants, calendar permitting.

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See the best local comics at Helium Comedy Club's Open Mic Extravaganza! Interested in getting on-stage? Visit us here for more info!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Top comics, top secret. This one's for the real comedy superfans. We've hand-picked some of our favorite stand-up comics from around the country to perform secret, one-off shows right here at Helium. Who do we have lined up? We're not saying, and you won't find out until they hit the stage. So take a chance, roll the dice, and join us for some serious laughs!

HINTS: This long-haired comic has made quite a name for himself, racking up appearances on "Comedy Knockout," "Conan" and "This Week at the Comedy Cellar!"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Bryan Callen is an actor, comic and podcaster. He's currently in the middle of his fourth season as "Coach Mellor" on ABC's THE GOLDBERG’S. He's also the co host of the popular podcast THE FIGHTER & THE KID. In addition to performing in comedy clubs and theaters all over the U.S and Canada, he's preparing for the release of his latest one hour special called NEVER GROW UP. In 1995 Bryan became an original cast member of MAD TV and went on to do many TV shows like Entourage, Sex & and CIty and Californication. He also played "Eddie" in The Hangover and "Samir" in The Hangover part 2.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Join us for the Burlesque and Comedy show! This show is a sensational mix of comedians performing stand-up with a dash of sultry! Between hilarious comedy sets, enjoy the cheeky style dancing of sexy burlesque dancers, a tasteful tease that is sure to entertain!

Comics:

Your Master of Ceremonies, Alejandro Morales

Sonia Zambrana

Sarah Bell

Alyssa Al-Dookhi

Charles Blyzniuk

Dancers:

Ms. Suki

Goldi Fox

Mika Romantic

Vivi Noir

This show is 21+ (18+ with parent). Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Steve Byrne has evolved throughout the years into an extremely versatile entertainer that delivers on a day-to-day basis. Byrne created and starred in TBS’s “Sullivan and Son” and has appeared in many films including “The Dilemma,” “Couples Retreat,” and “Four Christmases.” His fourth one-hour special, “Tell The Damn Joke,” premiered on Showtime in 2017.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Long Island native, MIKE.QUU (pronounced MIKE-Q), planted his seeds in comedy in the 7th grade by winning a comedy writing contest, it would be years later that MIKE.QUU began performing stand up in New York City. MIKE.QUU honed his skills at clubs and open mics winning several local comedy contests before finally moving to Los Angeles where he quickly became a club favorite. Full of energy, MIKE.QUU delivers huge laughs with energetic paced stories about his personal life and quirky observations. He can be seen regularly Monday night's at The Comedy Store Main Room in Hollywood on the Comedy Madness show. MIKE.QUU is also the creator of the highly reviewed Full Throttle Comedy Tour.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Unapologetically nerdy and downright funny, Brian Posehn has been at the forefront of off-beat comedy for more than two decades. In addition to his prodigious stand-up work (2 half-hour Comedy Central specials, 4 albums, and 2 hour-long specials), Posehn was a writer and actor on both “The Sarah Silverman Program” and Bob Odenkirk and David Cross’ acclaimed “Mr. Show." Posehn has also written 45 issues of the Marvel favorite “Deadpool” and hosts the popular “Nerd Poker” podcast.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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All Inclusive WineTasting, Dinner and Comedy!

Expand your knowledge and have fun with our one-of-a-kind wine tasting experience! Enjoy our expert-guided tour of a curated selection of wines by Jason Matson - with humorous commentary from some great Helium comedians!

Unlike many wine 'professionals' who learned about wine from books and distributor tastings, Jason Matson earned his stripes visiting vineyards, speaking with winemakers, and years of hard drinking. He'll share stories direct from the wine trail, debunking some common wine myths, and teaching strategies you can use to outsmart that stuffy restaurant wine list.

Join us for an action-packed evening of great wine, great stories, and big laughs.

Your Featured Performer is a new show that gives our "features," the person you see in the middle of a show, a chance to spread their wings and perform fleshed out half-hour sets that will have you rolling in laughter. A hilarious show filled with some of our favorite comics, Your Featured Performer is a great way to see some of the best comics from Philly and beyond deliver longer sets and extra laughs! Don't miss it!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Before working in show business, Alonzo Bodden was a jet mechanic for Lockheed Martin. His passion and talent for comedy pushed him to the stage. Bodden's credits include winning Season 3 of NBC's "Last Comic Standing," performing on "Comics Unleashed" and having his own "Comedy Central Presents" special. He has appeared on "Californication" as well as "The Adam Carolla Podcast."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Get ready for the best local comics, all appearing on one stage!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Colin Kane is as dirty as they come. Best known for his raw, acerbic style of stand-up, Kane was a regular on "Opie and Anthony" and took the top prize on Howard Stern's "Kill or Be Killed" competition. Most recently, Kane appeared in the 2015 smash hit "The Wedding Ringer" alongside Kevin Hart.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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The Crohn’s & Colitis Foundation’s Young Professional Committee will be hosting their 3rd Annual Comedy Night, Gut Busters on Wed, May 1st. Join us for an evening of cocktails, hors d’oeuvres and laughs to raise funds for this important cause.

Hosted by: Dave Evans, with headliner Ben Morrison!

The Crohn's & Colitis Foundation is a non-profit, volunteer-driven organization dedicated to finding the cures for Crohn's Disease and ulcerative colitis, and to improving the quality of life of children and adults affected by these diseases. To learn more about the Foundation visit: www.crohnscolitisfoundation.org

Tickets are only available through the Crohn’s & Colitis Foundation’s Young Professional Committee website.

CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS

Leaving the cast of "Saturday Night Live" in 1990 was only the beginning for Jon Lovitz. Since then he has gone on to star in a slew of hit films including "A League of Their Own," "Little Nicky," and "The Wedding Singer;" perform on Broadway; sing at Carnegie Hall; and become a successful stand-up comedian.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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The Helium Comedy Academy focuses on developing and honing a 5 minute set of stand up. Check out this month's graduation showcase featuring students from the HCA 160 class!

Interested in taking a course on comedy? Click here for more info about the Helium Comedy Academy!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

ANDREW DICE CLAY is proud to be one of America's most controversial and outrageous comics.

Clay’s rise to fame was nothing less than meteoric; he became the first comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row and was the only performer ever “Banned For Life from MTV.” Over the last few years, Clay’s career has experienced a resurgence, most notably when he starred to great critical acclaim alongside Cate Blanchett and Alec Baldwin in Woody Allen’s "Blue Jasmine." He also had recurring roles on the final season of "Entourage" and Martin Scorsese’s "Vinyl." His other notable TV credit is "The Celebrity Apprentice," where he is proud to have been the first celebrity thrown off the show.

Clay has released numerous best-selling DVDs (No Apologies and Dice Rules! and a string of multi-gold and platinum selling CDs including (The Day The Laughter Died). Dice also starred in several one-hour HBO and Showtime stand-up specials including: "The Diceman Cometh" and "Indestructible." In 2015, Simon & Schuster published Clay’s brutally honest autobiography “The Filthy Truth.”

Currently you can see Andrew Dice Clay on Sunday nights in the second season of his Showtime series, "Dice." And in 2018, he starred in the critically acclaimed film, "A Star Is Born."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Shane Gillis is a stand up comic out of Philadelphia. He was named 2016 Philly’s Phunniest at Helium Comedy Club. In 2014 he was named Baltimore’s New Comedian of the Year at Magooby’s Joke House. He also was in the Laughing Skull Comedy festival in Atlanta as well as Thunderfest in Boston. He has been on the Bennington Show on Sirius/XM, the Anthony Cumia Show and The Bonfire on Comedy Central Radio. He can also be heard on Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Hailed by the New York Times as “Brilliant,” Margaret Cho is a force to be reckoned with! Her Notorious C.H.O. Tour in 2001 culminated in a sold-out concert at Carnegie Hall. Margaret embarked on her third sold-out national tour "Revolution" in 2003. Margaret's work includes her own sitcom "All-American Girl," her own reality TV series "The Cho Show," and the starring role in the long running Lifetime show, "Drop Dead Diva." Also a talented musician, in 2016 Cho released her latest studio album, "American Myth."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Whether you've seen him as Lloyd on Adult Swim's hit series "Black Jesus," or as Ice Cube's (Craig's) father in the "Friday" trilogy, there's no mistaking John Witherspoon's ability to bring down the house in uproarious laughter.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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When Heather McDonald stood on stage in front of dozens at the 1992 Miss Tarzana pageant she assumed she had reached her peak. Little did she know, twenty-something, mostly sober, years later, Heather would be an in-demand, multi-faceted, comedian headlining sold out shows across the country.

In addition to stand-up, television guest spots and un-credited reality TV cameos, Heather can be heard twice a week on her hit podcast, Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald, breaking down pop culture, her own personal drama and anything ‘juicy’ people are talking about that week. Guests range from Real Housewives to real listeners. Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald averages over1.3 million downloads a month and has over Five thousand, Five (5) star reviews on ITunes.

Heather wrote best sellers, YOU’LL NEVER BLUE BALL IN THIS TOWN AGAIN and MY INAPPROPRIATE LIFE: SOME MATERIAL NOT SUITABLE FOR SMALL CHILDREN, NUNS, OR MATURE ADULTS. Her weekly column “What Heather McDonald Noticed This Week” has been featured in InTouch Magazine for the past three years.

In 2015 she debuted her Showtime special, I DON’T MEAN TO BRAG, which later aired on Netflix.

For seven years Heather wrote, produced and appeared on Chelsea Lately as well as it’s spin off show, After Lately. Heather was a contributing writer on the Wayans’ Brothers Films, White Chicks and Dance Flick. Her column, “What Heather McDonald Noticed This Week” can be read each week in UsWeekly magazine.

VIP ticket includes Meet & Greet.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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A multi-talented comedian, actress, and writer, Heather McDonald is one of the most in-demand comedians in the game. A former writer and roundtable panelist for the hit E! show, "Chelsea Lately," McDonald recently debuted her first Showtime special, "I Don't Mean to Brag," which is now streaming on Netflix. In addition, she recently hosted TLC's late night TV talk show, "All About Sex," and is the author of the best selling book, "You'll Never Blue Ball in this Town Again."

VIP ticket includes Meet & Greet.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Comedian Doug Benson ("Super High Me" and Comedy Central's "The High Court") hosts a podcast where he talks to his hilarious special surprise guests about his first love…movies! To have a chance at winning some prizes, bring a movie themed name tag!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Steve Rannazzisi is one of the funniest stand-up comics working today, having honed his craft as a regular at the world-famous Comedy Store in L.A. for over a decade. Known best as Shiva-blasting commissioner Kevin McArthur from the hit FXX show "The League," Rannazzisi has two well-received hour-long Comedy Central specials to his name, "Steve Rannazzisi: Manchild" and "Breaking Dad."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Brad Williams is known for dishing out raunchy, no-hold-barred comedy in clubs across America, having caught his big break opening for Carlos Mencia. Since then he has gone on to release two hit Showtime specials, including 2016's New York Times-acclaimed "Daddy Issues," and can currently be seen on Netflix's hit stand-up series, "The Degenerates."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Natasha Leggero is an accomplished actress, writer, and stand-up comedian who's garnered attention across film, television and the web. Her new special, "The Honeymoon Standup Special," features her husband, Moshe Kasher, and was released earlier this year on Netflix.

Leggero stars opposite Andrew Dice Clay as his girlfriend Carmen on "DICE". Leggero created, wrote, produced and stars in the Comedy Central sitcom, "Another Period," currently in its third season. Stemming from her breakout appearance on the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco, Natasha was lauded as the stand out roaster on the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. The actress has also recently appeared in an episode for NBC’s "Marry Me" and the hit show "Modern Family" in the episode “Fight or Flight.”

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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In a world where political correctness has run amok, Nick DiPaolo continues to be honest. Unafraid and unapologetic, Nick hosts the Nick Di Paolo show every Monday through Thursday and tours the country on weekends.

Nick has performed on The Tonight Show, Late Night with David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Conan O’ Brien. He was twice nominated for an Emmy for his writing on HBO’s The Chris Rock Show. He has also had four standup specials and was one of the stars on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and a stand out on many Comedy Central Roasts.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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